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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Scars of Julia and Secrets of Jake the trilogy

My very good friend Genevieve Abbinante Steitz wrote a trilogy of books. It is very good and keeps you wanting more. I got to read it before it was published on Kindle. I then went and purchased it because it was so good.

This is her first series of books and I am so very proud of her for doing it. Plus she's a really good writer.

She had given the courage to continue to try new things and keep improving myself.

So go search kindle for Scars of Julia and Secrets of Jake the trilogy. Book 1 is out and so is 2. You will fall in love with it just like I did and other people.

She also has a blog and a tweeter account under Scars of Julia and Secrets of Jake.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

I lost my memory at 42

I always come up with great ideas to write about. But I usually at work on the phone when I think of it. Do I write it down? Nope I think I'll remember it. Guess what? That's right. I don't. Ok most of the time I don't. On occasion I do remember later on like on the car ride home, Then I cannot remember it when I go to blog or write about it.

What I need is to use Siri to get it all down on the car ride home. I'm sure she can get it into my blog or my word document. It cannot be that hard. Oh wait she cannot not even understand me when I say call Craig. Most of the time it comes up call Laura. Really those names are just so close, Its a good thing that the voice thing in my car is better or who knows where I would end up when I ask it to search for warms places. I'd probably end up with Santa in the North Pole.

But really I cannot be the only 42 year old with a bad short term memory. I can remember a whole but of useless crap from my childhood that my cousins and brother do not remember. Like who sat on their glasses on a camping trip or who was dancing on the picnic table during a storm while camping.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Artistic talent or lack there of

I can't say I ever was able to draw. Doodle yes. Even as a child I would try and try. But nope. Heck even coloring within the lines was hard.

But I sure can talk. So that must have made up for it.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

The card ministry

Here are some pictures of what I keep all the cards in. Also, I printed up bile verses on business cads to put in the cards. I have about 10 verses printed out.







Funnies/Thing I'd love to say

If you want perfect then you should have called aliens or god. Big foot might be a good choice.

Only one of us can be blonde and since I am a natural blonde I win.

Duct tape can fix stupidity. It fixes everythin so it'll fix you.

I'm perfect. What's your excuse?

Who knew it was this painful to talk to you.

We should be able to hand out gold stars to people, since most people act like 7 year olds.

Did you clean your house and then let a monkey play it in?

Can't you please stick a sock in it before my fist gets put into it.

Friends don't lie to each other. Hello haven't you noticed how brutally honest I am.

Put your head up your own ass and know your business and stay out of mine.

In my part of America, English would be the main language.

If I wanted your opinion or attitude I would have asked. So please leave and go suck donkey balls.

While your sucking donkey balls put your big adult pants on and act like one.

When I buy a new car I think it should be bubble wrapped for the first year.

Good thing about having an elephant in your house making a mess, he can also clean it up by knocking it down.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The new bestest car ever

Last week Wednesday I bought a 2013 Ford Fusion Hybrid. I was super excited. Then it snowed on Thursday. So the car got broken in to the Chicago winter only to have me so sick that I made a new butt indent on the couch. But I'm on the mend and enjoying the new car once again.

So far Billy Bob hasn't tried to go on any adventures. I've hidden the keys.

Monday, February 4, 2013

The card ministry at church

I have started doing the card ministry at church. My grandmother used to send cards to everybody she knew at church. Which was a lot of people. When she passed in 2011 some other ladies picked it up. I decided to jump in and help. It's such a nice thing to do for people. Who doesn't love getting a birthday card in the mail. I have even put a bible quote on business card and put them in the cards. The other ladies were writing them in the cards. I thought it'd be a nice touch to have it on a business card so if they wanted to keep it they can.

I find it relaxing to do. I guess it's because I know it's going to put a smile on someone's face.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Funny or weird

So if the world is round do we really walk straight?

If the world was flat would there be a fence to stop things from falling off the edge?

There's something strange about being in a tube of metel flying in the air.

I can relate to the guys on The Big Bang Theory guys. Only I am a little smarter then Penny.

Who knew that, wait what was I thinking.

One day the one blonde brain cell will multiply. When it does watch out something stupid funny may happen.

Only the aliens can handle my wealth of knowledge and power.

The fish have moved on to a new fishbowl. Maybe more blond brain cells will multiple since the fish are gone.

Purple cats don't like to be chased by lime green monkeys.

I do not think I have ever seen a purple cat. Unless it fell into a pitcher of grape Koolaide.

Blinking my eyes does not make magic happen, it is done with my nose.

I'm very adorable and cuddly. Just ask the willow tree over there.